Dear Psuka, Love Ang
Happy birthday to my dear friend, Paula! I feel so lucky to have met you. You’re one of my best friends, and I will always appreciate everything about you. I remember you from the very early days of the Night Owl fan page, and I liked you instantly. We bonded over our love of Nate, M, dark reads, and Caleb, of course! I love that you are still you. That same person I met back then. You haven’t changed a bit. Except you may swear a little bit more now. I apologize if I’ve had any influence on that. F-ckers!
I love that we talk everyday and share all the things. I can count on you to always listen, offer sage advice, and give me so much unconditional love and support without judgment. Do you know what a treasure you are? I really hope that you do. You make me laugh. Out loud. Every. Single. Day. If I give you even a sliver of that back, then I must be a great friend.
You know what? I fell more in love with you when I heard your sweet southern accent for the first time and you asked us if we knew where your shoes were because you lost them. I’ll never forget that. You are hilarious!
You’re such a wonderful person. Warm, honorable, loyal, super smart, sexy, beautiful, funny, tough, #thevault, charming, witty, and behind that sweet demeanor is a really feisty wildcat. I hope no one ever underestimates you or mistakes that sweetness for weakness. That’d be a big mistake. Huge.
Happiest of birthday wishes to you this year and always. I’m honored to be your friend. I love you so much. <3
P.S. I love your writing.
Dear Psuka, Love Candi
On your special day, I would like to take this time to tell you how special you are to me. To let everyone know how much I love my lil Psuka. And I know how much YOU HATE attention, but I don’t care. Suck it up!!
I love how you can make me laugh or smile with a simple Hi. I love how sweet you are. I love how feisty you get when you aren’t so sweet. I love how you try to stay up to 3 or 4 am with me when I can’t sleep. (I truly feel bad about this lol.) I Iove how you don’t bake your own pie crusts. Or bread. I love how you hate sweet tea. I love your “nose.” I love how you fake your love of sports for me. I love your love of red velvet, smoked chickens, steak biscuits, and cookies. I love that you are such a great mom. I love your animal cracker coffin. I love when you say “fuck.” And I love when you get worked up and your Alabama twang comes out. Speaking of Alabama….. GO OHIO STATE!!!!! I KID I KID!!
This is just a fraction of the things I love about you. Sometimes I feel as though we are one. That we share a brain. You are the best sticker partner. And I love you. One day we will have our dinner/sleepover. And now I’m getting all teary eyed writing this and I can’t breathe as it is. So I will end this by saying I hope you have the best birthday ever. Cause you deserve all the things!!!
Dear Psuka, Love Tarah
I’m sorry we’re making a fuss on your birthday, but you mean so much to us. We had to make sure everyone knows the spunky, charming Psuka we have the privilege of knowing.
I don’t think you sincerely realize what an amazing person you are. A fearless mother. A loyal friend. A beautiful soul. A brilliant mind. You are effortless in wit and charm. You constantly have me crying tears of laughter.
You are always there to talk me off the ledge. You know when I need to lean on you a little and when I need to be pushed beyond my comfort zone. You encourage me, put up with me, and inspire me.
I love your genuine heart and your sassy attitude. Something about you using swear words completely makes my day. Your friendship is one of the best things in my life. I hope you know I appreciate everything you do and I love you to bits.
I can’t wait for the day I get to give you giant hugs and feed you red velvet. ^_^ I hope you have an amazing birthday.
Look! We made you a collage…