Dear Angie, my sweet Angus, On this special day I would just like to remind you why you are so loved!! Here are 40 reasons why…
1. You are the sweetest
2. You have a heart of gold
3. You have great boobs
4. You have a great ass
5. You have the most beautiful, silkiest, and luxurious hair ever!
6. You are a Chicago Bears fan
7. You are a Chicago Cubs fan
8. You don’t like the Chicago White Sux
9. You give great hugs
10. You are the most loyal person ever
11. You are trustworthy
12. You’ll kick ass if anyone hurts your friends
13. You’re sexy as hell
14. You are a blonde goddess
15. I love your laugh
16. You give great advice
17. You’re always ready to cut a bitch
18. You drink beer out of cans
19. You make me laugh a hundred times daily
20. Jay says because you are a lesbian and he thinks you’re hot
21. You introduced me to M/M porn.
22. You have skin of a 20 yr old
23. I love how nobody knew about your secret pussy
24. You love She-Ra
25. You are one of the hardest workers I know
26. You have great style
27. I love the protective nature in you
28. You have the BEST stories
29. I love your passion for Cuban history
30. I love your feistiness
31. I love your boobs (yes. I repeated that)
32. I love how you think chips n dip is an acceptable dinner
33. I love you and Deb together. You guys are absolute perfection.
34. I love that you are my best friend.
35. I love your love for all things Colby
36. I love your ragey cat
37. As you can see I’m running out of things
38. I love that you don’t look a day over 20
39. I love Night Owl even more for bringing us all together
40. I simply love YOU!!!
Thank you, for being such an amazing friend. For being loyal, pure and for having such a beautiful soul. You mean so much to me. Love you to death. Hope you have the best birthday ever!!
Dear gorgeous Angie,
I’m so excited it’s your birthday! Happy 40th! I hope this is the best birthday ever! You give so much of yourself to everyone and I hope today you see just how much that means.
When I first met you in the Night Owl group, you were someone I was instantly drawn to. So sunny and full of light. (And not just your beautiful hair.) You were so friendly and open. I loved you immediately. You sent me porn and the rest is history. Aw! We have history!
I always laugh when you joke and say that Godfather quote “I’m smart!”. You are! You are one of the most intelligent people I know, yet you don’t flaunt that. You can drink beer from a can while quoting books I’ve never heard of. And the best part is you don’t care that I’ve not heard of those books, because you don’t have a pretentious bone in your body. I don’t know if you realize just how much I admire you–For your devotion to your friends, your positive attitude, your being a champion and supporter of the LGBT community, your strong sense of self, your beautiful hair. It’s really not fair, Angie. Beautiful, razor sharp wit, sexy, compassionate, smart… you are the perfect package.
I consider myself lucky to have you in my corner because you are fiercely loyal. That’s rare in this social media circus sometimes. I never doubt that you would fight tooth and nail for me if I needed it. And woe to the people who would go up against you. I hope you know I would do the same for you. I just laughed because I pictured a little kitten fighting for you. But kittens have tiny claws, so don’t worry. Now I can’t stop laughing. Anyways, I got your back!
I honestly don’t know what I would do without you. You’re a constant in my life. I don’t think a day has gone by that we don’t take at least a few minutes to catch up. And thank god for crying dog stickers, right? #corpse
So you know how everyone has that circle of friends? Well there’s a center there, and you’re our center. You are so fun to be around. From your addiction to Uber, your rage cat, your love of all things girly, your love of “gay porn”, Dale and Colby, your love of Brad Pitt…you make me laugh so hard. And even if we are cranky it turns into laughter. I only hope I bring you a little bit of the joy you bring to my life.
My wish for you on your birthday is for you to know how blessed I feel to have found you. Few people occupy that special place in my heart that is reserved for people I trust, love, and cherish 100%. You are one of my best friends and you are there.
I love you! Happy birthday!
Angie. Ang. Angus. BB. You are amazing. Truly. I’ll never forget our coming together. You were the first kindred spirit I trusted in this crazy literary world online. You are such a loyal friend. I don’t know what I’d do without you. So many times you’ve been my sounding board. You’ve been my shoulder. You’ve been the laugh I needed. You are a sincere blessing in my life. Your genuine kindness and fierce love is something I can no longer do without.
When you say “verklempt” and quote Pretty Woman… When you tell stories about your secret pussy… When we engage in conversation about human rights… When you send me gay porn… When you devote your energy to my nonsense… When you actually hang my paintings on the wall (you’ll never know how much that meant to me)… When we started #sss… Everything. And I mean everything has been a memory I cherish and continue to look forward to.
Thank you for being you. For helping me through my stumbles and struggles. Thank you for always being understanding. You are a part of my day I always look forward to. I hope you know how much I love and adore you. You are so bloody smart and sexy. You have such beauty on the inside and out. I am so happy I got to #ELBH you in Vegas and pet your She-Ra hair. I cannot wait to do it again soon! I hope your trip makes this birthday so unbelievably special. You deserve all the things, BB. All the things! Happy Birthday. *sings to you*
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